jokes
A joke is a short story or ironic depiction of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous. These jokes will normally have a punchline that will end the sentence to make it humorous. A joke can also be a single phrase or statement that employs sarcasm. ...
Two Funny Cat Jokes
Two female cats are sitting on the fence passing the time of day when a really handsome tomcat walks by and winks at them.
'Oh darling, did you see that one?' one of the cats opines. 'I wouldn't mind sharing a dead mouse with him.'
'Oh, forget about him,' her friend tells her. 'I went out with him once, and all he did was talk about his operation.'
A tomcat was heard running up and down the alley for hours. A neighbour called his owner and asked what was happening. The owner said, 'Well, I had him fixed today, and he's going around cancelling all his engagements.'
Funny Sardar and bihari joke.... - 20th September 2007, 01:54 PM
A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in.
The bus was fully loaded with Sardarjis. One Sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he’s in big trouble because he knows only Sardar jokes!
Bus stop
After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to ‘Sardars’ in his joke with ‘Biharis’. He starts the jokes with,
There was once a Bihari and suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts,
Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?
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- Chahat
shayari
Friendship Shayari in English
Zindgi mohtaj nahi manzilon ki,
Waqt har manzil dikha deta hai..
Marta anhi koi kisi ki judai me,
Waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai..
`
Dosti se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai
Teri dosti ne humein jina sikhaya hai
Kya maange khuda se hum
Woh to khud aaj mere dar par
Teri dosti maangne aaya hai.
`
Dost kabhi dosto se khafaa nahi hote..
Mil jaye dil to kabhi juda nahi hote
Bhula dena meri kamiyon ko.
Kyu ki insan kabhi khuda nahi hote….
`
Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota.
Toh kya huwa agar hum tume na pasake,
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.
`
Aey dost dosti pe shak na kar,
Yeh hum nahi tere nishan kehte hai,
Tu hi hai sachcha dost,
Yeh hum baar baar kehte hai.
Love Shayari in English
Kiss kisi ki mahfil main,
Kiss kisi kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum hai jis ne her kiss ko miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jis ne her miss ko kiss kiya.
`
Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,
Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,
Yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane.
`
Suna hai aap dosto ki jaan hai,
sms se aapki pechaan hai,
udaas chero ki aas hai,
tabhi to aap ek dost khaas hai.
`
Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai,
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.
`
Teri judai bhi hamein pyaar karti hai,
Teri yaad bahut bekrar karti hai,
Woh din jo tere sath guzare the,
Talash unko nazar bar bar karti hai.
`
Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,
Gum ke piyalon ko piya nahi karte,
Kuch isse dost hain hamare,
Jinko pareshan na karo,
Toh wo hamain yaad kia nahi karte.
A joke is a short story or ironic depiction of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous. These jokes will normally have a punchline that will end the sentence to make it humorous. A joke can also be a single phrase or statement that employs sarcasm. ...
Two Funny Cat JokesTwo female cats are sitting on the fence passing the time of day when a really handsome tomcat walks by and winks at them.
'Oh darling, did you see that one?' one of the cats opines. 'I wouldn't mind sharing a dead mouse with him.'
'Oh, forget about him,' her friend tells her. 'I went out with him once, and all he did was talk about his operation.'
A tomcat was heard running up and down the alley for hours. A neighbour called his owner and asked what was happening. The owner said, 'Well, I had him fixed today, and he's going around cancelling all his engagements.'
Funny Sardar and bihari joke.... - 20th September 2007, 01:54 PM A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in.
The bus was fully loaded with Sardarjis. One Sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he’s in big trouble because he knows only Sardar jokes!
Bus stop
After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to ‘Sardars’ in his joke with ‘Biharis’. He starts the jokes with,
There was once a Bihari and suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts,
Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?
----------
- Chahat
shayari
Friendship Shayari in English
Zindgi mohtaj nahi manzilon ki,Waqt har manzil dikha deta hai..
Marta anhi koi kisi ki judai me,
Waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai..
`
Dosti se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai
Teri dosti ne humein jina sikhaya hai
Kya maange khuda se hum
Woh to khud aaj mere dar par
Teri dosti maangne aaya hai.
`
Dost kabhi dosto se khafaa nahi hote..
Mil jaye dil to kabhi juda nahi hote
Bhula dena meri kamiyon ko.
Kyu ki insan kabhi khuda nahi hote….
`
Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota.
Toh kya huwa agar hum tume na pasake,
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.
`
Aey dost dosti pe shak na kar,
Yeh hum nahi tere nishan kehte hai,
Tu hi hai sachcha dost,
Yeh hum baar baar kehte hai.
Love Shayari in English
Kiss kisi ki mahfil main,
Kiss kisi kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.Ek hum hai jis ne her kiss ko miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jis ne her miss ko kiss kiya.
`
Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,
Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,
Yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane.
`
Suna hai aap dosto ki jaan hai,
sms se aapki pechaan hai,
udaas chero ki aas hai,
tabhi to aap ek dost khaas hai.
`
Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai,
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.
`
Teri judai bhi hamein pyaar karti hai,
Teri yaad bahut bekrar karti hai,
Woh din jo tere sath guzare the,
Talash unko nazar bar bar karti hai.
`
Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,
Gum ke piyalon ko piya nahi karte,
Kuch isse dost hain hamare,
Jinko pareshan na karo,
Toh wo hamain yaad kia nahi karte.
